Nintendo Switch – The Ultimate Dating Simulator

Based on all of these posts that the Switch will get you girls, well, how about this:

So, with the portability of the Switch, you can sit down at a table and view the picture of a date utilizing the kickstand (you can choose from a list of built in profiles, sort of like dating apps). You ask questions, they blab on about their life, you pretend to listen, and then the Switch judges you on your efforts. The joycons, via HD rumble, simulate eating dinner. You have to prove you have manners. Then, when your date ditches you after a phone call from their ex for a late night bootycall, you progress into the masturbation simulation via HD rumble.

Now, as goofy as this sounds, I would not be surprised one bit if a simulation like this comes out in Japan.

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