So, the other day I was walking down town with a friend, when we happened to run into a strange looking man that claimed to be a game dev. At first, we didn't really believe him, but then he convinced with a few documents. He claimed he was in need of play-testers for an upcoming game and we agreed to participate. He led us down a dark alley and claimed that his building was just around the corner. At this point, we were scared he was trying to mug us something, but sure enough we entered a building. We walked in sat down. He pulled out a switch devkit, but then he said that first there was a small fee. So, we asked how much. He responded "about tree fiddy". It was at this moment that we realized this game dev was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. So unfortunately, since it was the Loch Ness Monster we told him to get his own cash and promptly left.